Name a ROACH after your EX- And watch us feed them to our REPTILES and INVERTS

🪳 Name a Roach After Your Ex 🦎

Sweet revenge. Sustainable. Slightly unhinged.

Got an ex who lives rent-free in your head? Evict them… by feeding them to our animals.

With this product, you get to name a feeder roach after your ex, and we’ll film it being fed to one of our animals at The Reptile Room. Catharsis has never been so educational.

🔥 How It Works

1. You purchase this listing

2. At checkout, you enter:

   • Your ex’s name (first name only recommended 👀)

   • Optional short message (roast, goodbye, or ✨closure✨)

3. We name a roach after your ex

4. We film the feeding

5. You receive the video to laugh, heal, and move on

🦎 Who Eats the Roach?

One of our resident animals (species may vary depending on availability and safety).
All feedings are normal, humane, and part of our regular animal care.

🎥 What You’ll Receive

• A personalized feeding video

• Digital delivery (DM or email — instructions provided after purchase)

• A memory you’ll cherish forever (or at least rewatch 10 times)

💔 Perfect For:

• Breakups

• Cheaters

• “We’re better as friends” people

• That one person who still owes you money

⚠️ Fine Print (aka The Adult Stuff)

• No hate speech, slurs, or threats — keep it funny, not feral

• We reserve the right to reject names/messages that cross the line

• This is a novelty fundraiser/event — no refunds once the roach is named 😌

• Videos may be posted on our social media unless you request PRIVATE at checkout

💚 Why We Love This

• Supports animal care and education

• Reduces feeder waste

• Turns heartbreak into habitat enrichment